im full of angry things tonight.
- You: Black.
- Me: White.
- You: Bark.
- Me: Bite.
- You: Shark.
- Me: Hey, man!
- JAWS WAS NEVER MY SCENE AND I DON'T LIKE STAR WARS!
- me: dick name your character bonerpatrol
- dick: it says inappropriate words included..
- me: wtf does blizzard have against "patrol" ?!
- me: do you have the cheesy double beefy cheesey burrito?
- guy at taco bell drive through: so you like that beer? my parents live in the city its made in.
jenna marbles can suck my dick eternally.
whoever from tulsa is visiting my profile like all the time. just tell me who you are.
My hookup buddy and I decided to get high and then have sex. However, instead of just smoking then going to my room…we incorporated everything together. It was such a magical experience. If you’ve never smoked, WHILE having sex I highly recommend it. Sharing smoke with your partner is a beautiful thing. Thanks Mary Jane.