Beard Compliment Translations

northern-rebel:

littleheavyonthesap:

sethadamleezy:

winterlungs:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

Omg. SO true.

LMFAO! <3

my lack of girls I feel is entirely based on this.

(Source: en-descent)